C.U.N.T Winner Mutton Minogue

Botox lover Mutton Minogue.

50 year old Botox lover Mutton Minogue shows off her new face! She has had everything done darlings, you name it she's had it! Mutton is also a member of C.U.N.T (Celebrities United Now Together). She recently won the award for C.U.N.T of the year.

Kylie Minogue Has Herpes Flareup

Kylie Minogue looking ill.

Poor Mutton Minogue had a nasty herpes flareup on her recent Aphrodite tour. The 50 year old plastic surgery junkie has been on the herpes medication Valtrex. Sources close to Minogue say she is feeling better and will soldier on with her pantomime -  Aphrodite. Minogue is said to have caught the STD from an ex boyfriend in the early 90's.

Aphrodite - Queen Of Pantomime



Mutton Minogue doing her panto schtick.

50 year old Mutton Minogue had a geriatric moment in her pantomime Aphrodite. Mutton slipped and almost fell into the audience. Fortunately one of her beefy dancers saved the day by catching her. The old gal ain't what she used to be folks. Poor old Mutton.





Pantomime Queen Mutton (Kylie) Minogue



Mutton Minogue in her pantomime Aphrodite.

No one does mutton dressed as lamb quite like Mutton Minogue. She is the queen of panto! Long live Queen Mutton.