Bogan Princess.
Oh darlings momma had a terrible dream last night! I dreamt I was back on the set of 'Neighbours'! I had the 80's frizzy perm/bad dye job, a thin top lip, wrinkles/lines on my forehead and excess skin under my eyes. Oh darlings it was truly scary, I was in hell! I looked a right mess playing little Charlene Robinson the local mechanic! I had on those awful overalls with a jumper and daggy sneakers. And I spoke with that hideous Aussie twang! I was a bogan! And I was married to a mullet wearing, young John Farnham lookalike. And I lived in the Aussie suburbs...nooooooooooooo!
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