Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Brings The Derp Face

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Wears A Dunce Cap

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Squeezes Her Fat Arse Into Hotpants

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Goes Brunette

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Drunk On Top Of Bar

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Drunk On Kids TV Show

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Needs A Wax STAT

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue At The C.U.N.T awards

Is Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Preggers?

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue Gets A New Chin

Dunce Kylie Minogue Gets Honorary Degree

Mutton (Kylie) Minogue With Gladiators

50 year old Mutton Minogue struts into a 7/11 for a pack of ciggies and a meat pie with sauce. She also bought a chico roll, dim sims and tampons. She brought her entourage along for shits and giggles.

Mutton Minogue Is Going A Bit Deaf

What?

Poor Mutton Minogue is starting to go a little bit deaf. The 50 year old is having a hard time hearing what people say. A friend says that Mutton is too vain to get hearing aids. She would rather be partially deaf then look like a mongoloid said the friend.

Mutton Minogue Looking Rough

Mutton looking tired, wan and old.

Mutton Minogue is starting to look her age isn't she? The 50 year old must be burning the candle at both ends.

C.U.N.T Winner Mutton Minogue

Botox lover Mutton Minogue.

50 year old Botox lover Mutton Minogue shows off her new face! She has had everything done darlings, you name it she's had it! Mutton is also a member of C.U.N.T (Celebrities United Now Together). She recently won the award for C.U.N.T of the year.

Kylie Minogue Has Herpes Flareup

Kylie Minogue looking ill.

Poor Mutton Minogue had a nasty herpes flareup on her recent Aphrodite tour. The 50 year old plastic surgery junkie has been on the herpes medication Valtrex. Sources close to Minogue say she is feeling better and will soldier on with her pantomime -  Aphrodite. Minogue is said to have caught the STD from an ex boyfriend in the early 90's.

Aphrodite - Queen Of Pantomime



Mutton Minogue doing her panto schtick.

50 year old Mutton Minogue had a geriatric moment in her pantomime Aphrodite. Mutton slipped and almost fell into the audience. Fortunately one of her beefy dancers saved the day by catching her. The old gal ain't what she used to be folks. Poor old Mutton.





Pantomime Queen Mutton (Kylie) Minogue



Mutton Minogue in her pantomime Aphrodite.

No one does mutton dressed as lamb quite like Mutton Minogue. She is the queen of panto! Long live Queen Mutton.



Fatty, Fat, Fat

Cruella Is Not Happy With Her Man

Pull My Finger.

Cruella (Kylie) Minogue got into a spat with her toyboy Andres Velencoso. She told him in no uncertain terms that he was a big-nosed jerk. He called her a selfish, bossy, greedy, plastic bitch. Oh Cruella you really do pick em!

Cruella (Kylie) Minogue Dresses Up As A Chicken

Cruella is at it again folks. She is in one of her favourite chicken costumes. She often dresses as a chicken just to bug PETA. She also dresses as mutton dressed as lamb. Here she is posing with a much younger and far prettier celebrity - Jessica Simpson. I bet Cruella's feathers were ruffled when Jessica got a bigger applause from the audience. Oh Cruella, grow up!

Cruella Wears Fur

Cruella (Kylie) Minogue steps out in a disgusting 'waterfall' fur coat. Cruella doesn't give a toss about animal cruelty, she only cares about fashion. Her leather boots once belonged to a poor unfortunate animal too. Cruella wears fur because she is a rich, famous, pampered, spoilt celebrity with no compassion for animals and their well being. Cruella only cares about her image, getting cosmetic surgery and making lots & lots of money. Cruella doesn't have any animal friends/companions, she thinks they are dumb and pointless. They can't do anything for her or her image/career, so why should she care about them. Cruella is not a very nice person.

The Prince & The Prostitute

Prince Charles meets the Laughing Hyena (AKA Kylie Minogue).


Sources close to Prince Charles say he was utterly bewildered at Kylie Minogue's embarrassing display of tacky clothing and over the top smiling. The Prince couldn't fathom why Minogue was smiling in such a maniacal way. He said that he didn't say anything remotely funny even though Minogue was grinning like a chesire cat. The Prince thinks Minogue may be a bit of a slow dingaling. She is unintelligent yet harmless he said.

1 Mutton Poses With 5 Lambs

Apparently Kylie Minogue was less than happy when posing for this shot. Her PR people insisted that she pose with her pretty & much younger backup dancers. One dancer said that Minogue was furious and wouldn't talk to any of them. She threw on her best fake smile, took the pic and then stormed of to her dressing room. Another dancer called Minogue an 'old, snobby, insecure bitch'.

Cruella (Kylie) Minogue Is Fat, Fab & Fortyish



Cruella (Kylie) Minogue appeared on the Jools Holland show in a dress two sizes too small and twenty years too young for her. The middleaged popstar doesn't seem to realise that she is old! She is mutton dressed as lamb, and needs to act & dress her age. No amount of botox, browlifts/threads or facial fillers will make you actually younger Kyles darling.

Cruella (Kylie) Minogue Is 100% Natural

Cruella (Kylie) Minogue.

Kylie Minogue claims to not have had any plastic surgery!!!So she is 42, grew up under the harsh Aussie sun and doesn't have a SINGLE wrinkle on her middle-aged complexion. Ok, like many 'celebs' Kylie wants us to believe that somehow she is blessed with genes that don't age. She doesn't age like the rest of us mere mortals. No siree, Kylie is just lucky, lucky, lucky. lucky.