The Prince & The Prostitute

Prince Charles meets the Laughing Hyena (AKA Kylie Minogue).


Sources close to Prince Charles say he was utterly bewildered at Kylie Minogue's embarrassing display of tacky clothing and over the top smiling. The Prince couldn't fathom why Minogue was smiling in such a maniacal way. He said that he didn't say anything remotely funny even though Minogue was grinning like a chesire cat. The Prince thinks Minogue may be a bit of a slow dingaling. She is unintelligent yet harmless he said.