Trying to read a book (novel), oh darlings it is so snoringly boring, it's making momma's head hurt. I'm 3 pages in and my brain is ready to implode.My agent said that I have to be seen as more aware - more introspective and more intellectual! Apparently I am missing out on the 'smart people' demographic. They see me as inane, vacuous, vacant immature, pointless, talentless, plastic, greedy, self obsessed, pampered and endlessly annoying...HA! How dare they! I am NOT plastic! If I ever meet them they will get their rear-ends kicked across the nearest street! Jealous peasants! Shout out to all my unintellectual fans, love you guys - mean it!
Hugs & kisses, love you all - mean it!
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