Mooriah carey

OMG, I just saw a video of Mooriah Carey falling on her big fat a$$ LOL! All that pork and no pig in sight *oink*! Sweet jebus christ where is her hubby? She must of fell on him! Quick get the crane, lift up Ms Piggy, is he under her? Well? Is he there, squashed like a bug underfoot? No? He isn't there! Thank god, that was close, PHEW! That wouldn't have been pretty folks. That porker (Mooriah) has at least 100 pounds on the lad, he would have been flattened beyond recognition! You don't come back from an accident like that, it would have been goodnight nurse for the poor sod. Although in one way it might have been a blessing in disguise. Can you imagine what the poor guy has to do to keep Mooriah happy? I shudder to think! It would put the guy off pork products for life!  The pic is unrelated but it still makes me laugh my t!ts off!


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