Crappy Merchandise Giveaway

BUY MY STUFF, NOW!

Here I am pushing my cheap, crappy, shoddy wares. I'm making a fortune off this junk lol! Oh I love it! The power to make the masses fall in love with a carefully crafted image. I could sell ice to Inuits. I offer them a free crappy signed pillow and they will give me their first born! HA! Keep spending your money on all of my merchandise my pretties.