Kylie On The X Factor

Hello my darlings! Momma is recovering from her night on the X Factor! Oh darlings it was marvellous! I danced and shook my booty like a mad woman in heat! I sweated like an oinker, and my knees clicked and clacked like a 90 year old, but I busted some mean moves baby! My hips locked and my ankles swelled to twice their size but I kept on grooving! I nearly fell on my botoxed mug but I kept on dancing and smiling. I had to turn my hearing-aid on to high and superglue my dentures in! But nothing can bring momma down folks! I am invincible! I am immortal! I will live forever bwahahahahaha!